Funny Pic Thread - No swearing. No sex. No complaining.

[djrahbee]

 

[MrTitanium]

OOOO all too well!! I was reminded by H.R. last month, calling people stupid outload is looked down upon. Then off the record she was thinking the same thing

I can’t complain about the people I work with as MOST pull their weight and know their sh!t. But most meeting can end within the first five minutes, but noooooooooo, John Doe asks about the Xmas party and where it’s taking place… if we can bring a +1… if there will be a vegan option. STFU already! Drop off and send an email to the manager instead.

Anyhow. My employer invests mucho money on ethic courses so I keep myself on mute until someone addresses me. It’s better that way for all attending.

 

[Smilinbri]

 

[Dutch]

 

[MrTitanium]

 

[Dutch]

 

[slick2500]

 

[Dutch]

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Get up, come on get down with the sickness

 

[Dutch]

 

[Smilinbri]

 

[Dan B.]

Had to ask chat what it thought about the big 3..


1. MOPAR - Mostly Old Parts And Rust
2. MOPAR - Many Odd Parts And Repairs
3. MOPAR - Mechanic's Own Personal Auto Rebuilt
4. MOPAR - More Often Parts Are Replaced
5. MOPAR - Mostly Old, Paint And Rust
6. MOPAR - Makes Old Parts Anew Regularly
7. MOPAR - Mostly Old Pieces And Rust
8. MOPAR - Many Old Parts Always Reworked
9. MOPAR - More Often Parts Are Required
10. MOPAR - Mostly Original Parts And Restoration
11. MOPAR - Mostly Old Parts And Repurposing
12. MOPAR - Mostly Old Pieces And Restorations
13. MOPAR - Mostly Old Parts And Replacements
14. MOPAR - Many Original Parts And Replicas
15. MOPAR - Mostly Original Parts And Refurbishment
16. MOPAR - Many Original Parts And Rebuilds
17. MOPAR - Mostly Old Parts And Reconstructed
18. MOPAR - Many Old Pieces And Restorations
19. MOPAR - Mostly Old Parts And Refittings
20. MOPAR - More Often Parts Are Replaced
21. MOPAR - Mostly Original Parts And Refurbishments
22. MOPAR - Many Original Pieces And Restorations
23. MOPAR - Mostly Original Parts And Refittings
24. MOPAR - Many Old Pieces And Refurbishments
25. MOPAR - More Often Parts Are Required
26. Chevy - Can Hear Every Valve Yell
27. Chevy - Constantly Halted, Every Vehicle Yanked
28. Chevy - Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles
29. Chevy - Clunks, Hisses, Every Valve Yearns
30. Chevy - Chevy Has Every Valve Yearning
31. Chevy - Cheap, Heavy, Expensive, Very Yucky
32. Chevy - Constantly Halted, Every Vehicle Yowls
33. Chevy - Constant Headache, Every Vehicle Yelps
34. Chevy - Constantly Having Engine Vexations
35. Chevy - Constantly Having Every Vehicle Yanked
36. Chevy - Constantly Halted, Engine Vibrates
37. Chevy - Can't Handle Every Valve Yikes
38. Chevy - Constantly Halted, Every Vehicle Yowls
39. Chevy - Constantly Halted, Every Vehicle Yowls
40. Chevy - Cranks Hardly, Every Valve Yowls
41. Chevy - Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles
42. Chevy - Craving High Energy, Very Yucky
43. Chevy - Clunks, Hisses, Every Valve Yearns
44. Chevy - Chevy Has Every Valve Yearning
45. Chevy - Can't Handle Every Valve Yikes
46. Chevy - Cheap, Hardly, Efficient, Virtually
47. Chevy - Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every
48. Chevy - Constant Headache, Engine Vibrates
49. Chevy - Fumes Everywhere, Runs Over Everyone
50. Chevy - Clunks, Hisses, Every Valve Yearns
51. FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily
52. FORD - Found On Road Dead
53. FORD - Foolish Owners Read Directions
54. FORD - First On Rust and Deterioration
55. FORD - Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven
56. FORD - Fast Only Rolling Downhill
57. FORD - Fault Of Research and Development
58. FORD - Flintstone's Rapidly Depreciating
59. FORD - Found On Russian Dumpsites
60. FORD - Fork Over Repair Dough
61. FORD - Fabricated Overseas, Repair Daily
62. FORD - Frequent Overheating, Rapid Desperation
63. FORD - Frequently Overridden, Rarely Drivable
64. FORD - Fantastic Off-Roading Device
65. FORD - Fun On Rugged Terrain Daily
66. FORD - Frequently Owned, Rarely Driven
67. FORD - Flimsy Old Rusty Dinosaur
68. FORD - Four Old Rusty Doors
69. FORD - Fear Of Racing Drivers
70. FORD - Fails On Rainy Days
71. FORD - Fastest on the Race Day
72. FORD - Fluctuating Oil Repair Dilemma
73. FORD - Found on Rednecks' Driveways
74. FORD - Ferocious Off-Road Dominator
75. FORD - Frequent Oil Replacement Disasters

How long did it take it to come up with those? There’s many more there than I’ve ever heard.

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Well ok, I’m going to share. Not me. I’m a latent purse fetishist for sure. My wife has the best collection of any woman I’ve known, and that’s because I can’t pass a beautiful leather bag without buying it for her. My problem does not extend to shoes, belts, etc., only to bags. If I were a woman I’m sure it’d be even worse, as it would certainly be a very unhealthy addiction. If I could carry one without being judged or assessed I absolutely would. Today I’m in the mood for a vintage black leather Coach crossbody…

 

[MrTitanium]

 

[gotnitro]

How long did it take it to come up with those? There’s many more there than I’ve ever heard.

Well ok, I’m going to share. Not me. I’m a latent purse fetishist for sure. My wife has the best collection of any woman I’ve known, and that’s because I can’t pass a beautiful leather bag without buying it for her. My problem does not extend to shoes, belts, etc., only to bags. If I were a woman I’m sure it’d be even worse, as it would certainly be a very unhealthy addiction. If I could carry one without being judged or assessed I absolutely would. Today I’m in the mood for a vintage black leather Coach crossbody…

Chat is instant. The more info you ask, the more it spits out.

 

[Dutch]

 

[Streeter69]

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[Dutch]

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Guess I'm a paste eater

 

[Just Joe]

 

[Dutch]

 

[Dutch]

 

[Smilinbri]