Notable quotes 🪬

[Cheez]

Other thread dead.
This one tickled my neurons

It’s hard to win an argument with a smart person, but damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person.

 

[MrTitanium]

Before I contribute, any rules to abide by?

 

[Cheez]

Keep it clean please. Preferably non political.

 

[MrTitanium]

Keep it clean please. Preferably non political.

So… Like words of wisdom?

 

[Cheez]

So… Like words of wisdom?

Yeah, but not all notable quotes have been words to the wise. Some have been profoundly idiotic.

 

[332_RC]

Ok I'll go..
I've always said:
What I say, if it makes you mad, that's your fault.

(And I'm not trying to make anyone mad. It's just my quote)

 

[Cheez]

“Quiet the mind and the soul will speak.”

 

[BudUMfan]

“Life is like toilet paper….you’re either on a roll? Or takin some S*** from some A**hole” -old Polish proverb. Translated .

 

[Hammer Down]

Life is like a weener.. sometimes it gets hard for no reason, but it won’t stay hard forever.

 

[Just Joe]

“Drive it like it’s stolen…and park it like it’s rented”

 

[Johnny b]

" The best advice you will ever receive comes from within"

 

[MrTitanium]

I have gathered many, many proverbs throughout my life.

Hmmmm…

“Not my circus, not my monkeys” Old Polish proverb.

“Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.”B. Franklin.

“Never say something into a phone that you don’t want repeated to you in a courtroom.” J. Gotti.

 

[Rowdyray]

There is an old timer down the road. He always puts up these cool sayings on a sign. Long before the internet. Anway......Lots of good ones. My favorite is still, "My wife never complains about the dirt I drag out."

 

[Cheez]

“What’s wrong with my servo!”

 

[gotnitro]

Think of how stupid the average person is and realize 1/2 of them are stupider than that.

G. Carlin (God)

 

[Johnny b]

If at first you don't succeed, try just once more, then quit.

 

[speeding_Infraction]

I've got many from various car channels on yt.

"Get yer safety squints on boys."
"Yer done bud!!"
When you drop a screw: "never see that again"
"I'll be dipped fellers"

 

[Johnny b]

" if it looks like a pig, smells like a pig, walks like a pig, it's definitely a zebra."

 

[slick2500]

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count and those who can't.

 

[WakJoko]

"NOT EVERYDAY IS YOUR PAYDAY" -used this to whisp myself & other to stay humble.