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[gotnitro]

I'm busier than a cat covering up poop. -- My Dad (he uses a more colorful word than poop).

If you ain't cheatin' you ain't tryin' -- can't remember where I heard it, but I thought it was funny.

Outta here quicker than a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs.





So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way.

You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.

 

[snotbottom]

An idea is not responsible for those that believe in it.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

Just because you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.

Doing a good job around here is like peeing yourself in dark pants. You get a nice warm feeling, but nobody notices.

 

[Cheez]

“An evil man will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes “
Sun Tzu

 

[Johnny b]

" I think we agree, the past is over" " most of our imports come from other countries" " too many ob/gyn's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country" George Bush

 

[332_RC]

Imagine how loud centipedes would be if they wore tiny flip flops.

 

[Johnny b]

Shut your mouth and open your ears, you obviously had to many beers.

Police officer informed me I had the right to remain silent......but I didn't have the ability. Ron White

 

[SirCrashALot]

Why do we put shipments on cars and cargo on ships?

 

[gotnitro]

Why is it called a near miss and not a near hit.

Shut your mouth when your talking to me.

I’m what Willis was talking about.

 

[Cheez]

 

[Johnny b]

I don't like repeat offenders. I like dead offenders. Ted Nugent.

 

[Johnny b]

A job worth doing is worth doing right, unless it's difficult, then go ahead and half ass it. Johnny b

 

[gotnitro]

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

You so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.

Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission.

 

[Johnny b]

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

You so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.

Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission.

What you saying Nitro? I just finished off this box and planted some behind shed!

 

[332_RC]

Southern expressions:

How you this morning?
Fine as snuff but half as dusty!

How you this morning?
I'm hanging in thar like a hair in a biscuit!

 

[Johnny b]

Wednesday is my favorite day. It's the day furthest from Monday that's not actually next to it.

.... I'm not real good at math but maybe buy a calendar.

" Nobody cares about our opinions so just keep them to yourself" ......anyway, that's just my opinion.

 

[kratonwatch]

You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever

 

[gotnitro]

You're like Monday mornings, nobody likes you.

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

Of course I talk like an idiot, how else would you understand me?

 

[ScaleJunkie]

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Even a blind squirrel gets a nut every once in a while.

If it's between the white lines, it's fair game.

 

[gotnitro]

Feed your lawn, feed it!

 

[Johnny b]

Feed your lawn, feed it!

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No way! Screw HOA.